Items in the toolbox:
- Mask – toxic fume filter for when it doesn’t smell like roses.
- Goggles – for protection against your own mini version of Old Faithful.
- Protective Poop Poncho – need we say more???
- Tongs – Several inches of steel separation between you and the little warm wrapped gift.
- Turkey Baster – for precision hiney washing.
- Ear/Nose Plugs – use with care.
- Pacifier – scream plug.
- Baby Wipes – for cleaning baby bottom and various parts.
- Diaper for Newborn – cute as a kitten until it gets wet then it looks and smells like a sewer rat.
- Bio Hazard Bag and Rubber Gloves – for quarantine containment of the nuclear meltdown.
- Emergency Formula Container – doubles as a PeePee cover for WeWe.
- Hand Wipes – to clean up afterward. (For Dad’s use only).
- Picture Frame – this is your badge of honor.
GreatDad Contest
“Win five sets of the Daddy Diaper Changing Toolbox”. Last date for entries is June 19, 2011.
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and regulations.
Contest Update: The contest is
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