This June, tummies will tickle with excitement as Lionsgate presents the new Care Bears DVD, Care Bears: Tell-Tale Tummies with eight never-before-released episodes from the all–new Saturday morning CBS TV series. Come along with the Care Bears™ for more friendship-filled adventures among the clouds and rainbows of Care-a-lot! Care Bears: Tell-Tale Tummies includes themes of emotional intelligence that help kids develop and are mom-friendly. The new DVD release teaches kids valuable lessons about honesty, integrity and telling the truth. Episodes include “The Tell-Tale Tummy,” “Oopsy, the Hero,” “Bumbleberry Jammed,” “Desperately Seeking Mr. Beaks,” “King of the Gobblebugs,” “Bad News,” “Tour De Farce” and “No-Snow Day.”
The fun new lenticular package features magical tummy transformations on Care Bears favorites Funshine Bear and Cheer Bear. The DVD also features Kid Friendly Direct-Play, which allows children to play the DVD without the assistance of a parent.
Care Bears: Tell-Tale Tummies will be available on June 9th.
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I have 6 & 7 year old girls that grew up with the Care Bears. Now our 20 month old girl is strting to fall in love with them, too.
“In 1900, a happy meal was when Father shared funny stories around the table.
Today, a happy meal is what Dad buys at McDonald’s.”
Not at all funny, but the only “Father’s Day” joke I know. When is Mother’s Day? 9 months after Father’s Day. Groan…..
Dear Father,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on.
After receiving his son’s letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad
My son would love it!
Aww…I don’t know a Fathers Day joke. Ha, Honestly Ive never heard one!
enter me
notsomuch a joke as a true to life story:
A friend decided to help with laundry one day and proceeded to unload the dryer. He held up one frilly bit of lingerie after another, and lugged the basket full of frippery upstairs to their room.
He wagged his eyebrows at her, held up a particularly brief thong, and said, “Heh heh, when did you start wearing these, dear?”
She, smirked and replied, “Never…those are your daughters panties.”
He swears that’s the day he got all the gray hairs on his head in one fell swoop 🙂
OOPS! edit for clarity–notsomuch a joke as a true to life story:
A friend decided to help with laundry one day and proceeded to unload the dryer. He held up one frilly bit of lingerie after another, and lugged the basket full of frippery upstairs to the bedroom.
He wagged his eyebrows at his wife, held up a particularly brief thong, and said, “Heh heh, when did you start wearing these, dear?”
She, smirked and replied, “Never…those are your daughters panties.”
He swears that’s the day he got all the gray hairs on his head in one fell swoop 🙂
THe only one I have ever heard is …. One time my kids wanted to surprise me with a good breakfast in bed on Father’s Day. They put a cot in the kitchen.
Who is the Winner?
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
“Who is the most obedient?” he asked.
“Who never talks back to mother? and
“Who does everything mother says?”
Five small voices replied in unison. “Okay daddy! You get the toy.”
Long-haired David
After getting his driving license, David visited home during vacation and asked his dad for the family car. His dad agreed, but put forwarded three conditions – good grades in school, a neat room and a decent haircut. After several months, David came home again. He had followed the three things that he had promised his dad, except getting his hair cut. When the father saw that his son had disobeyed him, he asked for an explanation. David smartly said, “Hey dad, even Jesus had long hair.” His Father was not someone to be taken for a ride and smilingly replied, “Yes, son, you’re absolutely right. And Jesus also walked everywhere he went.”
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
[Five minutes later]
“Da-ad…”
“What?”
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
[Five minutes later]
“Da-aaaad…”
“WHAT?”
“I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a drink of water??”
“I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!!”
[Five minutes later]
“Daaaa-aaaAAAAD…”
“WHAT??!!”
“When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?!”
One student fell into a cycle of classes, studying, working and sleeping.
Didn’t realize how long he had neglected writing home until he received the following note:
“Dear Son, Your mother and I enjoyed your last letter. Of course, we were much younger then, and more impressionable. Love, Dad.”
I’ve learned…That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.
I’ve learned…That money doesn’t buy class.
I’ve learned…That we should be thankful God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
I’ve learned… that simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonder for me as an adult.
Nine-year-old Aaron came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing.
It was obvious he’d been in a bad fight and lost.
While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.
“Well, Dad,” said Aaron, “I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.”
“Uh-huh,” said the father, “that seems fair.”
“I know, but I never thought he’d choose his sister!”
Bob was 16 and finally got hold of his driver’s license. In order to celebrate the special day, the whole family went out to the driveway and climbed into the car to enjoy his first official drive. However, dad went to the back seat, where he sat right behind his boy. When Bob saw his dad he said “Dad, you must be fed up of the front seat after teaching me how to drive all these days Right?” “Nope!”, came the quick reply from the dad. “I’m going to sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you’ve been doing to me for the last sixteen years!
I’ve never heard a father’s day joke 🙁
It’s a kids knock knock joke. 🙂 Knock knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework please Dad – I’m stuck!
My kids love care bears
College Student writes home for money
A not-so-subtle letter home from a college student, hinting at his need for money — and the father’s not-so-subtle reply.
Correspondence from son away at college to his father:
Dear Father,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on.
After receiving his son’s letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad
Enter me.
i dont know any father’s day jokes!
A young man comes home and says “Dad, just got my driver’s license and would like to use the family car.”
Father replies, :”O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we’ll see.”
Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. “Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I’ve been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?”
Father replies, “That’s all true, but son you didn’t cut your hair.”
Son says, “But, dad, Jesus had long hair.”
Father replies, “Yes, son, you’re perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went.”
My little girl loves the care bears.
Once upon a time my Dad was sitting in a bar and a horse walked in. My Dad said…..”Why the long face?” yuk, yuk, yes that sucks.
i got nothin’
wow, great contest
Do fathers always snore? No – only when they are asleep!
Care Bear Stare!
One time my kids wanted to surprise me with a good breakfast in bed on Father’s Day. They put a cot in the kitchen
One evening, while sitting around the dinner table, a little girl looked up and asked her father, “Daddy, you’re the boss, right?”
Her father was very pleased by this and replied, “Yes.”
Then, the little girl continued, “That’s because mommy put you in charge, right?”
One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, “Daddy, you’re the boss, aren’t you?” Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued “That’s because Mummy put you in charge, right?”
My babies Love the Tell-Tale Tummies
Why did the father cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a chicken. OK, I made that up, and it’s not funny, but I don’t know any funny jokes about Dads–sorry. I like this one though–How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it. Hahahahahahaha
Alicia Webster
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Something dad will never say. Here’s the keys to my new car and take my credit card! Go crazy!
Thanks for the chance.
mogrill@comcast.net
Thanks for the chance.
mogrill@comcast.net